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niamhuncensored:

panel 1 of 5. stick person art depicting Ryland Grace and Rocky (drawn here as an oval with 5 legs, one of which is off the ground with a balled fist.) from Project Hail Mary. Grace is sitting on a bench and Rocky stands on the ground. Rocky says "I not believe this! You-... You-"ALT
panel 2 of 5. Rocky stands with all 5 legs on the ground. He says "I need word."ALT
panel 3 of 5. Rocky says "Person make bad decisions. Act first, think later." Grace meekly replies "Idiot. Our word is "Idiot."" Rocky responds with a music note emoji, representing his language.ALT
Panel 4 of 5. Rocky and Grace stand still for a moment.ALT
Panel 5 of 5. Rocky points at Grace and says "You FUCKING IDIOT-"ALT

Grace is saying “Idiot. Our word is "Idiot.”“ If it’s not clear

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gearbroth:

ultimate-valve-character:

Round 4: Match 1

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Who is the ultimate Valve character?

Gordon Freeman

The Engineer, aka Dell Conagher

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how could you pit two bad bitches against eachother

dirt-secret:

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youre hanging out with remi and shes talking with you about ambient music and trying to flirt

sistercara:

dumbtrannybitch:

cutedummybish:

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Spitting in your drink in front of you cause I know you like it and I want you to come back and be rude to me again

this is the kind of bilateral sloppy vicious dykery i absolutely fucking adore

kawaii-pigeon:

spacebingus:

normalbirb:

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Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍

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Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

mattibee:

bunnygirlheart:

a vampire doggirl is unbeatable because she’ll just chew up all the stakes

WE GOT A 4x WEAKNESS GALS

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skiplo-wave:

accursedvoid:

milfy:

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Ubisoft confirms that they will delete your account and purchased games if you are inactive for too long

How the hell is this legal ????

WHat the fuck!?

official-lucifers-child:

pun-ishment888:

meeowerzz:

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HELLO??

Whats not to get? Moron.

target audience

maetyu-y:

bransonreese:

aurora-gleam:

slangwang:

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:

bransonreese:

serpentking456:

notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

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Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

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jame7t:

jame7t:

i love how castles are like, a fairytale staple and princesses live in them now. those were military installations do you think in 4000 years the irradiated mice that inherit our world will tell stories about princesses living on aircraft carriers

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u,m. dont hurt me

transarsonist:

left-reminders:

snoopingasusualisee:

coffeedads:

panpinecone:

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

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Bowser is only kidnapping peach to try to talk her into stepping down and abolishing the monarchy and Mario, royalist cunt that he is,

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